{"id":90745,"date":"2026-06-05T07:18:45","date_gmt":"2026-06-05T04:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vpesports.com\/minecraft\/mods\/knarfys-terrible-commands\/"},"modified":"2026-06-05T07:18:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-05T04:18:45","slug":"knarfys-terrible-commands","status":"publish","type":"mod","link":"https:\/\/vpesports.com\/minecraft\/mods\/knarfys-terrible-commands\/","title":{"rendered":"Knarfy&#8217;s Terrible Commands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p># Knarfy&#8217;s Terrible Commands<br \/>\nA collection of very cursed and random commands suggested by viewers for Knarfy&#8217;s video!<\/p>\n<p>### Check out the original video here:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/gSGr5jkGWtg\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>### Commands included:<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/baby` &#8211; Turns mobs and players into baby versions of themselves (players can ride chickens)<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/unbaby` &#8211; Turns mobs and players back into adult versions of themselves<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/cat` &#8211; Spawns a potato (thank you That_Chief_Guy)<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/win` &#8211; Gives you OP armor, a dragon egg, and every advancement<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/clutch` &#8211; Teleports you really high up with a random clutch item to save yourself!<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/disintegrate <entity>` &#8211; Causes the world around targeted entity to disintegrate slowly<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/pain <entity>` &#8211; Sets entity&#8217;s maximum health to 1 hp (half a heart)<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/beans` &#8211; Spawns beans (renamed resin block)<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/cows` &#8211; Spawns cows, ghost cows, and rarely a mooshroom!<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/chicken` &#8211; Spawns 500 chicken jockeys<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/mob` &#8211; 50% chance to spawn a random mob, 50% chance to become a random mob<br \/>\n&#8211; `\/knarfy` &#8211; Turns you into Knarfy. 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