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I made this as a joke based off this tweet. Should work on most versions I just made it in 1.20.2 lol.<\/p>\n

Current Changes
\n– Replaces Totem of Undying with “Totem of Uncrumbling” with a new texture and activation sound<\/p>\n

Planned Changes
\n– Replace Golden Carrot with Chicken Bake
\n– Replace Dried Kelp with Samplers
\n– Replace Raw Beef with 13 and a half pounds of meat
\n– Replace one of the 2×1 long paintings with a Costco TV
\n– Replace Ender Pearl with that weird blue star thing
\n– Replace a music disc with the audio from the video
\n– Replace Cooked Beef with Costco Pizza
\n– Replace Cooked Pork with Costco Hotdog
\n– Replace ender dragon with that weird inflatable from the video (heavy maybe since this is my first pack I’ve ever released)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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