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# SovietJokes \u8607\u806f\u7b11\u8a71\u63a8\u64ad\u5668<\/p>\n

**\u7d93\u5178\u8607\u806f\u653f\u6cbb\u7b11\u8a71\u81ea\u52d5\u63a8\u64ad**
\n\u6bcf **10 \u5206\u9418** \u81ea\u52d5\u767c\u9001\u4e00\u5247\u8af7\u523a\u8f9b\u8fa3\u7684\u8607\u806f\u6642\u4ee3\u7b11\u8a71\uff0c\u8b93\u4f60\u91cd\u6eab\u90a3\u6bb5\u8352\u8b14\u7684\u6b77\u53f2\u3002<\/p>\n

**\u624b\u52d5\u7372\u53d6\u7b11\u8a71**
\n\u4f7f\u7528\u6307\u4ee4\uff1a`\/jokes`
\n\u96a8\u6642\u60f3\u807d\u4e00\u5247\uff0c\u5c31\u6253\u9019\u500b\u6307\u4ee4\u3002<\/p>\n

> \u7bc4\u4f8b\u7b11\u8a71\uff08\u7d93\u5178\u96f7\u6839\u7248\uff09\uff1a
\n> \u4e00\u4f4d\u7f8e\u570b\u4eba\u5c0d\u8607\u806f\u4eba\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u5728\u7f8e\u570b\uff0c\u6211\u5011\u6709\u8a00\u8ad6\u81ea\u7531\uff0c\u6211\u53ef\u4ee5\u7ad9\u5728\u767d\u5bae\u524d\u5927\u558a\u300e\u7f85\u7d0d\u5fb7\u00b7\u96f7\u6839\uff0c\u4e0b\u5730\u7344\u5427\uff01\u300f\u800c\u4e0d\u6703\u6709\u4e8b\u3002\u300d
\n> \u8607\u806f\u4eba\u56de\uff1a\u300c\u9019\u6709\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff0c\u6211\u5011\u4e5f\u53ef\u4ee5\u7ad9\u5728\u7d05\u5834\u4e0a\u5927\u558a\u300e\u7f85\u7d0d\u5fb7\u00b7\u96f7\u6839\uff0c\u4e0b\u5730\u7344\u5427\uff01\u300f\u800c\u4e0d\u6703\u6709\u4e8b\u3002\u300d<\/p>\n

\u6b61\u8fce\u52a0\u5165\uff0c\u4e00\u8d77\u9ad4\u6703\u8607\u806f\u5f0f\u5e7d\u9ed8\u3002<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

# SovietJokes \u2013 Soviet Joke Broadcaster<\/p>\n

**Classic Soviet political jokes on autopilot**
\nA sharp, satirical Soviet-era joke is automatically posted every **10 minutes**, bringing you back to that absurd chapter of history.<\/p>\n

**Get a joke manually**
\nUse the command: `\/jokes`
\nWhenever you\u2019re in the mood, just type it.<\/p>\n

> Example Joke (Classic Reagan Version):
\n> An American says to a Soviet citizen: \u201cIn America we have freedom of speech\u2014I can stand in front of the White House and shout \u2018Ronald Reagan, go to hell!\u2019 and nothing will happen to me.\u201d
\n> The Soviet replies: \u201cSo what? We can do the same. I can stand in Red Square and shout \u2018Ronald Reagan, go to hell!\u2019 and nothing will happen to me either.\u201d<\/p>\n

Welcome aboard\u2014come experience Soviet-style humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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