Just a goofy splash text replacer, contains innuendos and swears!!<\/p>\n
Full list if you wanna spoil the surprise:<\/p>\n “Go west, Past the farm arrays…”<\/p>\n “Arctic NEO strikes back!”<\/p>\n “What is wrong with you… why are you BLUE???”<\/p>\n “Whatever you do at the crossroads, don’t turn left…”<\/p>\n “Cogito, ergo, sum.”<\/p>\n “Oh and uh, just one more thing…”<\/p>\n “MOTHER FUCKIN MIRACLES, RIGHT?”<\/p>\n “Are you willing to give me just a little bit of your time to tell you a story?”<\/p>\n “And hopefully you do end up entertained.”<\/p>\n “…After the beginning of the universe. And before the end of it…”<\/p>\n “Collect my pages”<\/p>\n “dude this is so hatphobic”<\/p>\n “No mind to think, no will to break..”<\/p>\n “A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man’s birthday.”<\/p>\n “I am here for the scuba diving, nothing more!”<\/p>\n “I’m a chum-bucket kitty, baby, livin’ in the city.~”<\/p>\n “But if we are living in the light, as God is in the light!~”<\/p>\n “Triplets born, the throne awaits, a seer warns of a deadly fate!~”<\/p>\n “All of my days, I’m takin’ naps, and in my dreams, I’m the king of cats!~”<\/p>\n “Oh, blood and viscera divine!~”<\/p>\n “DO NOT CLIP THAT-”<\/p>\n “In this economy?”<\/p>\n “This is true!!”<\/p>\n “And on the third day god gave us glamrock Freddy”<\/p>\n “WRONG GUY”<\/p>\n “WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S”<\/p>\n “Nothing is worth the risk, nothing is worth the risk”<\/p>\n “Bro doesn’t know”<\/p>\n “Hey they killed Kenny. You bastards!”<\/p>\n “They took my fucking eyes”<\/p>\n “Leave that little guy alone!”<\/p>\n “I thlammed my penith in the car door”<\/p>\n “Family guy funny moments #413”<\/p>\n “My source is that I made it the fuck up!”<\/p>\n “Bros just spamming emotes”<\/p>\n “Sea lion maxing”<\/p>\n “I throw my used car batteries in the ocean”<\/p>\n “Imagine being normal, I could never”<\/p>\n “Now with 20% more microplastics!”<\/p>\n “Friendship really IS magic!”<\/p>\n “This erm uh, er, uh, thingy”<\/p>\n “Snap back to reality”<\/p>\n “Who?”<\/p>\n “What?”<\/p>\n “Where?”<\/p>\n “Why?”<\/p>\n “How?”<\/p>\n “Where the hell is Waldo??”<\/p>\n “You’re either a smart fella, or a fart smella”<\/p>\n “All you need is love, love, love is all you need~”<\/p>\n “…”<\/p>\n “???”<\/p>\n “!!!”<\/p>\n “Crazy?”<\/p>\n “I was crazy once.”<\/p>\n “They locked me in a room.”<\/p>\n “A rubber room.”<\/p>\n “A rubber room, with rats.”<\/p>\n “And rats make me crazy.”<\/p>\n “The mind is a labyrinth ladies and gentlemen”<\/p>\n “Certified hood classic”<\/p>\n “Splendid”<\/p>\n “Channeling my stupid idiot powers”<\/p>\n “Turn left cuh”<\/p>\n “The Greeks had Socrates. Y’all have me”<\/p>\n “I hope you explode”<\/p>\n “Get in loser, it’s nap time”<\/p>\n “Huh.. wha..”<\/p>\n “Billions must smile”<\/p>\n “The west has risen”<\/p>\n “Billions must die”<\/p>\n “The west has fallen”<\/p>\n “Guy who consistently makes peak content strikes again”<\/p>\n “Emergency hat incase I need to become Chinese immediately”<\/p>\n “Tick tock, heavy like a brinks truck, looking like im tip top, shining like a wrist “That’s that, and this is this”<\/p>\n “They say the walls have ears, but it seems shitbags do too!”<\/p>\n “IS THAT THE RED MIST?!?!?!?”<\/p>\n “Time is an illusion”<\/p>\n “I GOT A WHOLE SYSTEM”<\/p>\n “Buy wireless device, looks inside, wires”<\/p>\n “HE IS GOING TO TELL MY FUCKING MOM”<\/p>\n “Oh sweet Neptune”<\/p>\n “EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION????”<\/p>\n “Tired of holding my borzes..”<\/p>\n “What the fuck do you want him to say”<\/p>\n “Play toys with me”<\/p>\n “Mario why must you forget”<\/p>\n “I’m so fuckin scared”<\/p>\n “The Patterns form the systems”<\/p>\n “The System forms the networks”<\/p>\n “The Networks forms the structure”<\/p>\n “The Structure forms reality”<\/p>\n “Reality forms data”<\/p>\n “Data forms the patterns”<\/p>\n “The LASH does it again.”<\/p>\n “I warned you about stairs, dude!”<\/p>\n “It’s already here.”<\/p>\n “We’re doin a sequel!~”<\/p>\n “DOHHHOHOHOHOH”<\/p>\n “Jacob Lash is an asshole”<\/p>\n “What is bro yapping about”<\/p>\n “I ASKED.”<\/p>\n “Awwoooo”<\/p>\n “Mario time!”<\/p>\n “Luigi time!”<\/p>\n “I’m such a fat fuckin chud”<\/p>\n “Girl, whatever”<\/p>\n “I have a homophobic slur to say”<\/p>\n “WHAT DID I EVEN DO”<\/p>\n “Small, leave me alone”<\/p>\n “The voices are getting louder”<\/p>\n “Nanana booboo”<\/p>\n ::::)<\/p>\n “IT’S ME BOY IM THE PS5”<\/p>\n “SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN”<\/p>\n “You will be boiled.”<\/p>\n “LISTEN TO ME BOY”<\/p>\n “bogos binted?”<\/p>\n “photos printed?”<\/p>\n “gleeble gnarp”<\/p>\n “True…”<\/p>\n “..Maybe..”<\/p>\n “…False”<\/p>\n “With great power comes great responsibility.”<\/p>\n “Bitch????”<\/p>\n “fiddle with the human’s Pentis and Pussy”<\/p>\n “penis”<\/p>\n “boobs”<\/p>\n “When that onion ring, ima pick up.”<\/p>\n “The most fun you can have online!”<\/p>\n “I am the Candy Cadet, come get your candy here.”<\/p>\n “I have candy all day, every day.”<\/p>\n “Candy. Candy. Candy.”<\/p>\n “Hor hor hor hor hor”<\/p>\n “I’m Freddy Fazbear, I’m gonna get you and I’m gonna make you scared”<\/p>\n “I’m Freddy Fazbear, Better close the door or you’re gonna get jump-scared”<\/p>\n “I’m Freddy Fazbear, I’m gonna get you and I’m gonna make you cry”<\/p>\n “I’m Freddy Fazbear, I\u2019m gonna get you and sing you a lullaby”<\/p>\n “They ask for a verb? You give them onion.”<\/p>\n “I\u2019m Nightmare Freddy and I\u2019m in \u2018yo head”<\/p>\n “I\u2019m Nightmare Freddy and I\u2019m in \u2018yo bed”<\/p>\n “The Bible 2: Jesus’ revenge”<\/p>\n “Discord and im howling at the moon!~”<\/p>\n “Be gay, do drugs, hail satan.~”<\/p>\n “Whatever you do at the crossroads, keep moving forward.”<\/p>\n “I’m trapped in a box with my own gunk”<\/p>\n “Is it gay to be gay?”<\/p>\n “These birds are ANGRY”<\/p>\n “my bals”<\/p>\n “911, 2.”<\/p>\n “The world is a fuck”<\/p>\n “The Fool is not mad, but one who is free of the world\u2019s illusions.”<\/p>\n “I’m the girl that’s got charm for days and brains for minutes”<\/p>\n “You want fun? Wario show you fun!”<\/p>\n “the nefarious chicot”<\/p>\n “the splendid triboulet”<\/p>\n “the okay yorick”<\/p>\n “the odd canio”<\/p>\n “the exceptional perkeo”<\/p>\n “freaky geeky”<\/p>\n “Never punished.”<\/p>\n “oh deer”<\/p>\n “I did not have sexual relations with that gunk”<\/p>\n “don’t forget to like and subscribe”<\/p>\n “the sludge.”<\/p>\n “it’s John the peepee man”<\/p>\n “the simple john”<\/p>\n “the kind jade”<\/p>\n “the cool dave”<\/p>\n “the cold rose”<\/p>\n “my ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”<\/p>\n “So, I haveth a laser pointere”<\/p>\n “LIMBAS COMPANY?!?!”<\/p>\n “erm what the sigma”<\/p>\n “Chat, is this real?”<\/p>\n “Say no to drugs kids, unless they’re free”<\/p>\n “Where’s kinger.”<\/p>\n “Sorry I can’t hear you over the KNIVES.”<\/p>\n “He shredded me..”<\/p>\n “call me david the way im a wife hater”<\/p>\n “Girl, what?”<\/p>\n “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!”<\/p>\n<\/details>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Just a goofy splash text replacer, contains innuendos and swears!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":115644,"template":"","meta":{"_minecraft_slug":"oliveomenzsplashtxt","_minecraft_project_id":"Zyo8Ddol","_minecraft_author":"OliveOmenz","_minecraft_license":"LicenseRef-All-Rights-Reserved","_minecraft_downloads":13,"_minecraft_follows":1,"_minecraft_client_side":"required","_minecraft_server_side":"unsupported","_minecraft_storage_type":"zip","_minecraft_archive_name":"oliveomenzsplashtxt.zip","_minecraft_size_bytes":10013,"_minecraft_version_count":1,"_minecraft_updated_at":"2026-05-16T13:19:16.477235Z","_minecraft_date_created":"2026-04-16T05:52:44.578233Z","_minecraft_date_modified":"2026-04-11T04:46:05.585120Z","_minecraft_project_url":"https:\/\/modrinth.com\/mod\/oliveomenzsplashtxt","_minecraft_icon_attachment_id":115644,"_minecraft_imported_at":"2026-06-06T19:27:09+00:00","_minecraft_import_hash":"14b09195ed916fb2ca8670672a3c57a1","_minecraft_versions":"","_minecraft_links":"","_minecraft_gallery":"","_minecraft_api_metadata":""},"mod_category":[5,865,6,7],"mod_loader":[9],"minecraft_version":[59,36,60,93,94,101,102,62,37,40,41,73,74,38,78,79,80,81,82],"class_list":["post-115643","mod","type-mod","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","mod_category-gui","mod_category-locale","mod_category-minecraft","mod_category-tweaks","mod_loader-minecraft","minecraft_version-1-20","minecraft_version-1-20-1","minecraft_version-1-20-2","minecraft_version-1-20-3","minecraft_version-1-20-4","minecraft_version-1-20-5","minecraft_version-1-20-6","minecraft_version-1-21","minecraft_version-1-21-1","minecraft_version-1-21-10","minecraft_version-1-21-11","minecraft_version-1-21-2","minecraft_version-1-21-3","minecraft_version-1-21-4","minecraft_version-1-21-5","minecraft_version-1-21-6","minecraft_version-1-21-7","minecraft_version-1-21-8","minecraft_version-1-21-9"],"yoast_head":"\nSpoiler<\/summary>\n
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