# \ud83d\ude80 Mr. President – An AI Fascist With Missiles! \ud83d\ude80<\/p>\n
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> *”I, and I alone, am going to Make Minecraft Great Again!”* – Mr. President<\/p>\n
### Transform your peaceful server into a hilarious authoritarian nightmare! <\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\n—<\/p>\n
## \ud83c\udd95 What’s New in v1.1.5?<\/p>\n
### Major Improvements:
\n– \ud83c\udfaf **Fixed Strategic Bombing** – Structures now generate enough blocks to complete missions
\n– \ud83d\udce6 **Smarter Item Requests** – No more asking for diamonds\/emeralds, only common items
\n– \ud83d\udc79 **Balanced Nether Mobs** – Max 5 kills for nether mobs (was up to 25!)
\n– \ud83d\udca5 **2x Default Missile Power** – Because democracy needs more explosions
\n– \ud83d\udccb **Cleaned Config File** – 60% smaller, 100% more useful with actual descriptions
\n– \ud83d\udd27 **Standing System Fix** – No more duplicate reputation messages<\/p>\n
[See full changelog](CHANGELOG-1.1.5.md) for all 40+ improvements!<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
## \ud83c\udfad What is Mr. President?<\/p>\n
Welcome to the most **TREMENDOUS** Minecraft plugin ever created! Mr. President transforms your server into a comedic dystopia where an AI-powered dictator issues ridiculous orders, launches missiles at disobedient players, and treats everyone like the worthless tax-paying peasants they truly are.<\/p>\n
This isn’t just a plugin – it’s a **REGIME CHANGE**. <\/p>\n
### \ud83c\udfaf Perfect For:
\n– \u2705 **Established servers** looking for fresh chaos
\n– \u2705 **Event servers** wanting unique gameplay
\n– \u2705 **Comedy servers** embracing dark humor
\n– \u2705 **Streamers** seeking entertaining content
\n– \u2705 **Anyone** who thinks Minecraft needs more missiles<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
## \u26a1 Quick Start (30 Seconds to Tyranny!)<\/p>\n
**For best experience, use Paper 1.20 or newer.**<\/p>\n
### \ud83c\udfc3 Speed Run Installation<\/p>\n
1. **Drop the JAR** \u2192 Place `mr-president-plugin-1.1.5.jar` in `\/plugins`
\n2. **Add API Key** \u2192 Edit `config.yml` with your OpenAI key
\n3. **Restart Server** \u2192 Let the regime begin!
\n4. **First Order** \u2192 Watch players scramble to obey!<\/p>\n
### \ud83c\udfae Essential Commands for Survival<\/p>\n
| Command | Description | Survival Rating | ### \ud83d\udc80 First Day Survival Checklist<\/p>\n – [ ] Complete your first order (or die trying) ### \ud83d\udda5\ufe0f Democracy Manager GUI Panel<\/p>\n Access the Democracy Manager with `\/dm` – a fully interactive GUI that puts all controls at your fingertips:<\/p>\n **Player Features:** **Admin Control Center:** —<\/p>\n ## \ud83c\udfaa Core Features That Will Ruin Your Server (In a Good Way)<\/p>\n ### \ud83e\udd16 **AI-Powered Dictator Brain** ### \ud83d\udcdc **14 Types of Presidential Orders**<\/p>\n 1. **Resource “Donation”** – *”Your items belong to the state now!”* Voluntary contributions of diamonds, gold, or whatever Mr. President’s yacht fund needs today. Failure to donate is considered tax evasion.<\/p>\n 2. **Intelligence Test** – *”Prove you’re smarter than a villager!”* Answer ridiculous riddles like “What has two legs and disappoints me?” (Spoiler: It’s you). Wrong answers trigger immediate missile response.<\/p>\n 3. **Demolition Duty** – *”Progress requires destruction!”* Tear down that ugly house you spent hours building because it’s blocking the view from Mr. President’s future golf course. <\/p>\n 4. **Wildlife Recruitment** – *”The state needs a zoo!”* Capture innocent animals and deliver them to designated “re-education camps.” Chickens are considered political dissidents.<\/p>\n 5. **Diplomatic Courier** – *”Urgent documents need delivery!”* Sprint 5000+ blocks to deliver “classified” items (usually just rotten flesh) to ambassadors who definitely aren’t just trapped villagers.<\/p>\n 6. **Strategic Bombing** – *”Urban planning at its finest!”* Place TNT in specific patterns that spell out propaganda messages. Don’t worry about the neighbors – they’re probably enemies of the state anyway.<\/p>\n 7. **Threat Elimination** – *”National security is at stake!”* Hunt dangerous mobs that are clearly plotting against the regime. That creeper? Obviously a terrorist. That skeleton? Armed insurgent.<\/p>\n 8. **Population Control** – *”Too many zombies dilute our democracy!”* Reduce specific mob populations because Mr. President read somewhere that zombie-to-player ratios affect the economy.<\/p>\n 9. **Protest Suppression** – *”Iron golems are organizing!”* These metal menaces are clearly union organizers spreading dangerous ideas about “worker’s rights” and “not being murdered.” Eliminate with extreme prejudice.<\/p>\n 10. **Social Cleansing** – *”Zombies don’t contribute to GDP!”* Remove these “unproductive elements” from society. They don’t pay taxes, they smell bad, and they lower property values in nice neighborhoods.<\/p>\n 11. **Monument Construction** – *”Build my glory in obsidian!”* Construct massive propaganda structures featuring Mr. President’s face. Must be visible from space. Materials not provided – that’s your problem, peasant.<\/p>\n 12. **Tax Collection** – *”Revenue enhancement initiative!”* Gather “voluntary” contributions from fellow players. If they refuse, report them for immediate missile audit. The IRS wishes it had our efficiency.<\/p>\n 13. **Loyalty Demonstration** – *”Dance, monkey, dance!”* Perform humiliating tasks like jumping in place for 5 minutes, swimming in lava (briefly), or writing “I LOVE MR. PRESIDENT” in diamond blocks.<\/p>\n 14. **Emergency Conscription** – *”Your country needs you NOW!”* Immediate deployment to whatever insane task Mr. President dreamed up during his 3am Twitter session. Usually involves TNT, lava, and poor life choices.<\/p>\n<\/details>\n ### \ud83d\udca5 **The Presidential Missile Arsenal**<\/p>\n | Missile Type | Damage | Crater Size | Warning Time | Survival Chance | ### \ud83d\udcca **Reputation System**<\/p>\n “` ### \ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f **Political Infrastructure**<\/p>\n – **Presidential Monument**: Massive obsidian structure (spawns automatically) ### \ud83c\udfae **Interactive GUI System**<\/p>\n **Democracy Manager (`\/dm`) – Your One-Stop Oppression Shop:**<\/p>\n **PLAYER INFORMATION ROW** **STATUS & STATISTICS ROW** **COMMUNICATION CENTER** **PLAYER ACTIONS** **ADMIN CONTROL PANEL** (Admin Only) **ADVANCED ADMIN TOOLS** **Missile Selection GUI Features:** **Order Management GUI Features:** —<\/p>\n ## \ud83d\udee0\ufe0f Full Installation & Configuration<\/p>\n ### System Requirements<\/p>\n – **Minecraft**: 1.20.0 or higher ### Detailed Setup<\/p>\n 1. Download `mr-president-plugin-1.1.0.jar` **The config.yml has been completely overhauled in v1.1.5!** “`yaml orders: # Admin controls for missiles and timing are now # See full config.yml for all options with descriptions —<\/p>\n ## \ud83c\udfaf How to Survive (And Maybe Thrive)<\/p>\n ### \ud83d\udcd6 Player Survival Guide<\/p>\n **”I’m about to be missiled!”** **”I can’t complete this order!”** **”My reputation is -100!”** ### \ud83d\udca1 Pro Tips from Survivors<\/p>\n 1. **Resource Management** 2. **Base Building** 3. **Social Strategy** —<\/p>\n ## \ud83c\udfa8 Special Features & Easter Eggs<\/p>\n ### \ud83c\udfad Dynamic AI Interactions ### \ud83c\udf0d Environmental Storytelling ### \ud83d\ude02 Comedy Gold Elements —<\/p>\n ## \ud83d\udcca Admin Control Panel<\/p>\n ### \ud83d\udda5\ufe0f GUI-Based Administration<\/p>\n Access the complete admin interface with `\/dm` (requires admin permission):<\/p>\n **Visual Admin Controls:** ### \ud83d\udcbb Traditional Commands<\/p>\n | Command | Description | GUI Alternative | —<\/p>\n ## \u26a1 Performance & Compatibility<\/p>\n ### \ud83d\ude80 Optimized for Chaos ### \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f Safety Features —<\/p>\n ## \ud83d\udcd6 Version History<\/p>\n **v1.1.0 – The Oppression Update** **v1.0.0 – Initial Tyranny** —<\/p>\n ## \u26a0\ufe0f Warnings & Disclaimers<\/p>\n > **CONTENT WARNING**: This plugin contains dark political satire and authoritarian themes played for comedy. No actual democracies were harmed in the making of this plugin.<\/p>\n ### Side Effects May Include: —<\/p>\n ## \ud83d\ude80 Ready to Ruin Your Server?<\/p>\n ### \u2b07\ufe0f Download Mr. President & Exclusives @ Patreon<\/p>\n *”Make Your Server Great Again… Or Else!”*<\/p>\n **Transform your boring democracy into a TREMENDOUS dictatorship today!**<\/p>\n —<\/p>\n Mr. President Plugin \u00a9 2024 | Not responsible for server uprisings | Please dictate responsibly<\/sub><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “The most TREMENDOUS plugin EVER created!” Mr. President transforms your server into an intense comedic dystopia where an AI-powered dictator issues ridiculous orders, launches missiles at disobedient players and treats everyone like the peasants they are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":106703,"template":"","meta":{"_minecraft_slug":"mr.-president","_minecraft_project_id":"GL7z7imD","_minecraft_author":"MisterWonderful","_minecraft_license":"MIT","_minecraft_downloads":129,"_minecraft_follows":2,"_minecraft_client_side":"unsupported","_minecraft_server_side":"required","_minecraft_storage_type":"zip","_minecraft_archive_name":"mr.-president.zip","_minecraft_size_bytes":46642283,"_minecraft_version_count":2,"_minecraft_updated_at":"2026-05-15T19:02:01.059412Z","_minecraft_date_created":"2025-06-29T01:37:40.907914Z","_minecraft_date_modified":"2025-06-21T21:39:37.941467Z","_minecraft_project_url":"https:\/\/modrinth.com\/mod\/mr.-president","_minecraft_icon_attachment_id":106703,"_minecraft_imported_at":"2026-06-06T03:51:36+00:00","_minecraft_import_hash":"aa45f00d2638d8d13025cc13f352b18c","_minecraft_versions":"","_minecraft_links":"","_minecraft_gallery":"","_minecraft_api_metadata":""},"mod_category":[87,124,43,89,127,128,129],"mod_loader":[130,132,133,134],"minecraft_version":[59,36,60,93,94,101,102,62,37,73,74,38,78,79],"class_list":["post-106702","mod","type-mod","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","mod_category-adventure","mod_category-bukkit","mod_category-cursed","mod_category-game-mechanics","mod_category-paper","mod_category-purpur","mod_category-spigot","mod_loader-bukkit","mod_loader-paper","mod_loader-purpur","mod_loader-spigot","minecraft_version-1-20","minecraft_version-1-20-1","minecraft_version-1-20-2","minecraft_version-1-20-3","minecraft_version-1-20-4","minecraft_version-1-20-5","minecraft_version-1-20-6","minecraft_version-1-21","minecraft_version-1-21-1","minecraft_version-1-21-2","minecraft_version-1-21-3","minecraft_version-1-21-4","minecraft_version-1-21-5","minecraft_version-1-21-6"],"yoast_head":"\n
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\n| `\/myprogress` | Check current order status | \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50 |
\n| `\/reputation` | View your standing with the regime | \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50 |
\n| `\/offer` | Attempt to bribe Mr. President | \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50 |
\n| `\/negotiate
\n| `\/surrender` | Give up (missiles incoming!) | \u2b50 |<\/p>\n
\n– [ ] Check reputation (prepare for disappointment)
\n– [ ] Witness first missile strike (from safe distance)
\n– [ ] Try bribing with diamonds (50% success rate)
\n– [ ] Accept your new overlord (100% success rate)<\/p>\n
\n– \ud83d\udcca **Live Statistics Dashboard** – Track your reputation, orders completed\/failed, missiles survived
\n– \ud83d\udce8 **Direct Messaging** – Send messages directly to Mr. President (responses not guaranteed)
\n– \ud83d\udcb0 **Negotiation Interface** – Attempt to negotiate with visual success chance indicators
\n– \ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f **Navigation Toggle** – Enable\/disable waypoint navigation for orders
\n– \ud83d\udccd **Order Progress Tracker** – Real-time progress on current presidential orders<\/p>\n
\n– \ud83c\udfaf **Order Management** – Force start\/stop\/complete orders with custom selection
\n– \ud83d\ude80 **Missile Command** – Launch any missile type at any player with one click
\n– \ud83d\udca5 **Missile Power Control** – Adjust destruction level (1x Less Powerful, 2x Normal, 3x Extremely Powerful)
\n– \u23f0 **Order Timing Control** – Set order intervals (Back to Back, Standard, Longer delays)
\n– \ud83d\udcc8 **Reputation Editor** – Adjust any player’s reputation instantly
\n– \ud83c\udf21\ufe0f **Heatmap Viewer** – See player activity hotspots for targeting
\n– \ud83e\udd16 **AI Controls** – Manage AI responses and behavior
\n– \ud83d\udd04 **Quick Reload** – Reload configuration without commands<\/p>\n
\n– **Dynamic Personality**: Powered by OpenAI for unique, contextual responses
\n– **Memory System**: Remembers players and holds grudges accordingly
\n– **250+ Insults**: From “peasant” to “statistical anomaly #48291”
\n– **Personalized IDs**: “Credit Score: 350” or “Audit Target #45892”<\/p>\nClick to View All Order Types<\/b> (Each More Ridiculous Than the Last)<\/summary>\n
\n|————–|——–|————-|————–|—————–|
\n| **Warning Shot** | Low | 3 blocks | 10 seconds | 80% |
\n| **Standard** | Fatal | 5 blocks | 8 seconds | 40% |
\n| **Cluster Bomb** | Fatal\u00d75 | 8 blocks | 6 seconds | 15% |
\n| **Bunker Buster** | Fatal | 15 deep | 5 seconds | 5% |
\n| **Nuclear Option** | Apocalyptic | 25 radius | 3 seconds | Prayer |<\/p>\n
\n\ud83d\udfe2 Loyal Citizen (+100+) \u2192 Slightly fewer missiles
\n\ud83d\udfe1 Good Standing (+50-99) \u2192 Still getting missiles
\n\u26aa Neutral (-49-49) \u2192 Walking on thin ice
\n\ud83d\udfe0 Suspicious (-50-99) \u2192 Under surveillance
\n\ud83d\udd34 Enemy of State (-100+) \u2192 Name on every missile
\n“`<\/p>\n
\n– **Propaganda Towers**: Broadcasting “wisdom” 24\/7
\n– **Protected Embassies**: Attack ambassadors at your own peril
\n– **State Surveillance**: Big Brother is always watching<\/p>\n\ud83d\uddb1\ufe0f Click to See All GUI Features<\/b><\/summary>\n
\n– **Player Profile** – Your degrading citizen ID, reputation standing, complete stats
\n– Real-time tracking of all your failures and occasional successes<\/p>\n
\n– **Reputation Display** – Visual representation with color-coded standing
\n– **Active Order Panel** – Current order with time remaining, glows when urgent
\n– **Server Overview** – Global statistics, population data, threat levels<\/p>\n
\n– **Message President** – Type messages directly through GUI interface
\n– **Negotiate Button** – Shows success chance percentage before you try
\n– **Discord Status** – Integration status with webhook testing<\/p>\n
\n– **Order Details** – Comprehensive breakdown of current order requirements
\n– **Navigation Toggle** – Enable\/disable waypoint beacons
\n– **Help Wiki** – Access to survival guides and tips<\/p>\n
\n– **Order Management** – Opens sub-GUI with all 14 order types to force-start
\n– **Missile Arsenal** – Opens missile selection GUI with all types
\n– **Reputation Control** – Instant reputation adjustment interface
\n– **Configuration Reload** – Apply config changes without restart<\/p>\n
\n– **Heatmap Visualizer** – See where players spend time for targeting
\n– **AI Behavior Controls** – Adjust AI personality and response settings
\n– **Server Status Monitor** – Real-time performance metrics
\n– **Bunker Buster Testing** – Test explosion mechanics safely<\/p>\n<\/details>\n
\n– Visual missile catalog with damage preview
\n– Player targeting with dropdown selection
\n– Coordinate targeting for precise strikes
\n– Warning time customization
\n– Launch confirmation to prevent accidents<\/p>\n
\n– Browse all 14 order types with descriptions
\n– Preview order requirements before starting
\n– Emergency stop\/complete buttons
\n– Order history viewer
\n– Custom duration settings<\/p>\n
\n– **Server**: Paper\/Spigot\/Bukkit
\n– **Java**: 21 or higher
\n– **OpenAI API**: Required for AI features<\/p>\n\ud83d\udccb Step-by-Step Installation<\/b><\/summary>\n
\n2. Place in server’s `\/plugins` folder
\n3. Start server to generate config files
\n4. Stop server and edit `config.yml`
\n5. Add your OpenAI API key:
\n “`yaml
\n openai:
\n api-key: “your-openai-api-key-here”
\n “`
\n6. Configure to taste (see below)
\n7. Restart server
\n8. Embrace authoritarianism!<\/p>\n<\/details>\n\u2699\ufe0f Configuration Options<\/b><\/summary>\n
\n– \u2728 Removed all non-functional parameters
\n– \ud83d\udcdd Added detailed descriptions for every setting
\n– \ud83c\udfaf Only includes settings that actually work
\n– \ud83d\udca1 Clear warnings for dangerous options<\/p>\n
\n# Essential Configuration (config.yml)
\nopenai:
\n api-key: “your-openai-api-key-here” # REQUIRED!
\n model: “gpt-4o-mini” # Recommended
\n max-tokens: 150 # Keep it snappy<\/p>\n
\n enabled: true # Use new order system
\n min-delay-minutes: 5 # Time between orders
\n default-duration-minutes: 15 # Time to complete
\n failure-reputation: 20 # Penalty for failure<\/p>\n
\n# in the Democracy Manager GUI (\/dm) – much easier!<\/p>\n
\n“`<\/p>\n<\/details>\n\ud83c\udfc3 Emergency Protocols<\/b><\/summary>\n
\n– Run in zigzags (10% evasion bonus)
\n– Get underground FAST
\n– Offer your best items via `\/offer`
\n– Accept your fate with dignity<\/p>\n
\n– Check `\/myprogress` for specifics
\n– Ask other players for help
\n– Use `\/negotiate` to grovel
\n– Prepare bunker for incoming missiles<\/p>\n
\n– You’re now an Enemy of the State
\n– Every missile has your name on it
\n– Consider witness protection
\n– Or embrace the chaos!<\/p>\n<\/details>\n
\n – Keep diamonds\/emeralds for emergency bribes
\n – Store valuable items in hidden chests
\n – Trade with others to complete orders faster<\/p>\n
\n – Build deep underground (bunker busters aside)
\n – Multiple exits for missile evasion
\n – Decoy houses to confuse targeting<\/p>\n
\n – Form alliances to complete group orders
\n – Share resources during emergencies
\n – Never trust anyone completely<\/p>\n
\n– Remembers past interactions and holds grudges
\n– Adapts insults based on player behavior
\n– Creates unique degrading titles for each player
\n– Context-aware threats and false promises<\/p>\n
\n– Mysterious monument appearances
\n– Regular propaganda broadcasts
\n– “Democratic” elections (results predetermined)
\n– Surveillance reminders in chat<\/p>\n
\n– Absurd order justifications
\n– Over-the-top political rhetoric
\n– Dramatic missile launch sequences
\n– Bureaucratic ID number assignments<\/p>\n\ud83d\udd27 Administrative Commands & GUI Access<\/b><\/summary>\n
\n– \ud83d\udccb **Order Management GUI** – Browse and start any order type
\n– \ud83d\ude80 **Missile Selection GUI** – Visual missile launcher with targeting
\n– \ud83d\udcca **Live Statistics** – Real-time server metrics and player data
\n– \ud83c\udfaf **Point & Click Controls** – No commands needed for most actions<\/p>\n
\n|———|————-|—————-|
\n| `\/mrpresident reload` | Reload configuration | \u2705 GUI Button |
\n| `\/mrpresident force-order
\n| `\/mrpresident set-reputation
\n| `\/mrpresident spawn-missile
\n| `\/mrpresident monument
\n| `\/mrpresident skip-order` | Skip current order | \u2705 Order GUI |
\n| `\/mrpresident pause|resume` | Control regime | \u274c Command only |<\/p>\n<\/details>\n
\n– **Lightweight**: Minimal server impact
\n– **Asynchronous**: AI calls don’t cause lag
\n– **Configurable**: Every aspect customizable
\n– **Safe**: No permanent world damage
\n– **Compatible**: Works with most plugins<\/p>\n
\n– Rollback commands for accidents
\n– Protected spawn areas (configurable)
\n– Missile damage caps
\n– Anti-grief protections<\/p>\n\ud83d\udcdc Changelog<\/b><\/summary>\n
\n– Added 250+ new derogatory terms
\n– Enhanced AI creativity and responses
\n– Implemented ambassador protection
\n– All missiles now deal proper damage
\n– Bunker busters create deep craters
\n– Fixed bugs allowing too much freedom<\/p>\n
\n– First release of the regime
\n– Basic missile system
\n– 10 order types
\n– Simple reputation tracking<\/p>\n<\/details>\n
\n– \ud83d\udcc9 Decreased server population
\n– \ud83d\udca5 Increased missile strikes
\n– \ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f Irresistible urge to vote (pointlessly)
\n– \ud83d\ude30 Existential dread about democracy
\n– \ud83c\udfae Uncontrollable laughter<\/p>\n